In this most dire of circumstances, our protagonist, Bob, found himself in a pickle. He had invested all his savings in a questionable get-rich-quick scheme, a scheme that promised him untold riches for the low, low price of his firstborn child. Alas, the scheme turned out to be nothing more than a cleverly disguised money pit, leaving Bob with nothing but a worthless certificate and a deep sense of regret.
Proceed to Decision 5: The Desperate Measure Go Back to Decision 3: The Ill-Advised DecisionDisclaimer: Do not attempt to replicate Bob's actions. Trust us, it will not end well.