The Ignorant Ignition: Chanting for the Uninitiated

Step 1: Stare at the Wall for 4 Hours

This will allow you to achieve a state of pure, unadulterated ignorance. The longer you stare, the more enlightened you'll feel.

Side Effects:

• Increased sense of certainty
• Decreased critical thinking
• Unrelenting urge to shout "I'm right!"

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