Chanting: the art of screaming at the top of your lungs while doing absolutely nothing productive. It's a ritual like any other, and like all rituals, it requires dedication, discipline, and a willingness to potentially shatter your eardrums.
Preparation is Key: Tips for Chanting on an Empty Stomach
Here are some tips to help you prepare for your next chanting session:
Choose Your Noise Level: From Whispers to Ear-Splitting Squeals
Don't be a novice! Choose your noise level wisely, or you risk scaring off your fellow stand-worshipers.
Ritualistic Posture: The Key to Chanting with Flair
Stand tall, stand proud, and for the love of all things good and holy, DO NOT BOW DOWN!
Maintaining Momentum: How to Keep Chanting Without Losing Your Voice (or Your Mind)
It's all about the momentum, baby! Keep going, and going, and... well, keep going.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important shouting to attend to.
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