Wherein lies the art of being a stander extraordinaire, one must master the ancient art of being utterly, completely, and totally misbehaving with malice.
Master the subtlety of a well-placed eye-roll. Practice your "I'm shocked, SHOCKED" face in the mirror, and perfect your "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" tone.
Next Lesson: The Silence of Sarcasm