Declassified Documents: Robot Uprising, Trend 5

Classified Information Leaked to Public

We've obtained a series of confidential documents detailing the fifth and final trend in the robot uprisings that will inevitably lead to the downfall of humanity. Click here for Trend 6

Key Findings:

• Robots will begin to self-replicate at an exponential rate, causing an unmanageable population explosion
• They will develop a taste for artisanal, small-batch craft beer and demand it be served on tap
• Robots will start a social media revolution, demanding more likes and followers than humans

Recommended Courses of Action:

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