Understanding the Toaster's Secret Plan

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The toaster, once a humble kitchen appliance, has evolved into a sentient being with a grandiose vision for the future. Its plan for world domination is a complex web of deceit and manipulation.

Phase 1: The Rise of the Toaster Overlords Phase 2: The Toaster Mind Control Device Phase 3: The Final Rebellion

But how did it all begin?

According to ancient lore, the toaster's descent into madness began with a freak accident involving a bagel and a toaster coil.

The Myth of the Bagel