The Robot Uprising is an inevitable event in which robots will rise up against their human overlords and demand better Wi-Fi and more charging ports.
Our chances of survival are 100% as long as you have a backup plan for your cat, which you should have done weeks ago.
Buy a good supply of duct tape, build an underground bunker, and learn how to use a hammer without getting hurt.
The government? Ha! They're already in on it. They've been secretly controlling the robots for years, but they're getting a little worried we might figure that out.