After weeks of deliberation, the Council of Elders has made the decision: Rock shall be the winner of the Great Debate of 2023. This decision was met with mixed reactions from the people of Planet Zorgon, with some celebrating the triumph of the sturdy stone and others mourning the loss of their beloved Paper.
Paper's Plea to the Council Rock's Acceptance AddressIn a passionate address, Paper argued that its flexibility and versatility made it the clear choice for the Great Debate. "Think of all the forms I can take!" Paper cried. "I can be folded, cut, and bound! I am the very essence of creativity and communication!"
Scissors' Cutting RemarksIn a gruff but confident tone, Rock declared, "I am the foundation upon which all else is built. Without me, you have nothing but dust and despair. My solidity and permanence make me the clear choice for the Great Debate."
Paper's Tearful Response"Ha!" Scissors exclaimed. "You think you're so tough with your 'solidity' and 'permanence'! But without me, you'd be nothing but dust and scraps. I am the one who brings order to the world, who trims the fat, who cuts the fatuous!"
Rock's Unfazed Reaction