Welcome to the Rock Pledge, a place where you can pledge your love and devotion to the most iconic, most majestic, and most awe-inspiring of rocks: the granite boulder.
For the low, low price of one signed and sealed promise, you will be granted:
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Disclaimer: Pledging is only a suggestion. Not actually required. But, come on, it's a rock, and rocks are awesome.
Pledge now, and join the rock revolution!