Choosing a Spouse Who Loves 90s Music

It's a tough decision, but someone's gotta do it. You're probably reading this because you're a hopeless romantic with a penchant for grunge and boy bands. Well, don't worry! We've got you covered.

Here are some criteria to look for in a partner with a taste in 90s music:

• Must have a vinyl record collection that's solely 90s pop.
• Must know the difference between a Nirvana CD and a Nirvana cassette tape.
• Must be able to recite the entire script of "Clueless" from memory.
• Must have a "Friends"-themed tattoo of Ross and Rachel's iconic "we were on a break" argument.

But wait, there's more! If you're looking for an extra challenge, try "Advanced Spousal Selection for the 90s Music Enthusiast"!

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!