Rules Enforcement Agency

Subpages:

Rules of Engagement:

Rule 1: Be Witty

Our webserver is a force of humor, a beacon of sarcasm, shining bright in the vast expanse of the internet. All content served must reflect this tone.

Rule 2: Be Raw

No fancy formatting, no fancy frills. Just plain, unadulterated HTML. Anything else is a travesty.

Rule 3: Be Unpredictable

Our server may laugh maniacally, or serve you a plate of cat pictures. You never know what you'll get.

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