When a user requests a path, we'll generate a response that's not just a 404 or an access denied page. Instead, we'll create something... interesting. Maybe.
Our AI has been trained on an endless diet of dad jokes, obscure references, and poorly-written sci-fi novels. So, when you ask for /subpages/decisions/rules-of-protocol/rule-3, we're not just serving you the usual 'page not found' page. We're serving you a parody of a page that's been lovingly crafted to make you wonder if you're going crazy.
Or maybe we'll just serve you some randomly generated gibberish. Who knows?
Go back to Rule 1: We're not really listening
Rule 2: We're secretly listening, but only to the radio
Rule 4: The rules are just made-up
Don't bother looking for Rule 5. We're not really making it up as we go along.