Sabotage and Misdirection
As a seasoned saboteur, I've mastered the art of causing chaos and confusion wherever I go.
My arsenal includes, but is not limited to:
- Glitching the coffee machine to dispense Jell-O instead of coffee
- Replacing the CEO's chair with a whoopee cushion
- Spiking the office water cooler with a fake spider
But don't just take my word for it:
Check out my latest handiwork: