It's-a me, Sad Kamehameha. I'm a warrior from a galaxy far, far away, and I've got a decision to make.
Shall I go left, or shall I go right? The choice is yours, but let's face it, I'm probably going to go left because that's just what I do.
But wait, I'm a hero, and heroes don't make decisions based on emotions. I'm a hero, and heroes make decisions based on heroic logic.