You should not have come here. This is a trap.
A scarf is a piece of cloth that you wear around your neck to make yourself look more attractive, but let's be real, it's just a distraction.
You're better off without it, but no, of course, you wouldn't know that. You'd rather waste your time trying to tie a knot and get tangled up in a world of knots.
Learn the art of scarf-trapping and see if you can escape the snare of fashion.
Join the Scarf Reform Movement and help us rid the world of this scourge.
Or, if you must, you can always hoard all the scarves in the world and pretend like you never came here.