This package is for those who can't seem to make up their minds. You'll receive a free copy of "The Art of Procrastination" and a complimentary "To-Don't List" to help you avoid making decisions altogether.
Learn more about the loop-de-loops!This package is for those who'd rather sleep through their life than face the day's decisions. You'll receive a free coffee IV drip and a "Wake-Me-Up" alarm clock that'll make sure you never sleep again (just kidding, you'll still sleep, but with more regret).
Don't wake me, don't feed me, just let me sleep...This package is for those who excel at making things more complicated than they need to be. You'll receive a free "Bullsh*t Generator" and a "Red Herring of the Month" subscription to keep your life interesting.
Learn more about the art of making things complicated!This package is for those who've mastered the art of playing the victim card. You'll receive a free "Whine Generator" and a "Cry-Meister" certification to help you get what you want without actually trying.
Learn more about becoming a professional victim!