Member 2's Credentials

Publicly Acknowledged Credentials:

• Has eaten an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.
• Has mastered the art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich.
• Has a tattoo of a pine tree on their left ankle.

Private Credentials (Not for Public Consumption):

• Has a collection of 17 vintage typewriters.
• Can recite the entire script of 'Eternal Sunshine on a Wet Afternoon' from memory.
• Has a secret society tattoo of the 'Order of the Golden Toaster' hidden under a layer of fat.

See Member 3's Credentials See Member 1's Credentials