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Editorials by the Phantom Sultan

Our Founder, the Phantom Sultan

By appointment of the Sultanate of Absurdistan, the Phantom Sultan has taken up the mantle of Supreme Editor, ruling over the realm of words with an iron pen.

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Recent Opinions:

Our founder, the Phantom Sultan, has penned several scathing critiques of the local falafel vendor, calling their wares "an affront to the very concept of culinary dignity."