The Silver Middle Syndrome

A Condition Where You're Neither Here Nor There

You've reached the Silver Middle Syndrome page, where the line between reality and fantasy is blurrier than a bad case of the Mondays. You're stuck in a perpetual state of "meh", where the only thing you're sure of is that you're not quite sure what you're doing.

Here's a breakdown of the symptoms:

• Feeling like you're trapped in a never-ending loop of beige-colored monotony
• Spending an inordinate amount of time scrolling through cat videos on the internet
• Questioning the purpose of your existence, but not quite having a clue what to do about it

Don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom! There are ways to break free from the Silver Middle Syndrome:

• Try changing your socks regularly
• Binge-watching an entire season of your favorite TV show
• Take a break from social media (or, you know, just delete your accounts)

Or, you know, just pretend you're fine and move on with your day