Meet Jane, Our CEO and Lord of the Fiscally Responsible.
She's been leading us to the brink of bankruptcy since 2018, and we're all just here for the health insurance.
Our company values include: Survival, Barely Making it to Friday, and Not Firing the Janitor.
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