You've been afflicted with the dreaded Silver Middle Syndrome. Don't worry, it's not all bad. You'll just spend the rest of your days questioning the meaning of life, wondering why you're not a millionaire by 35, and second-guessing that time you wore pleated pants in 1997.
But fear not, friend! There are ways to cope with this condition. Try our patented Silver Middle Survival Techniques:
Also known as "The Couch Technique," this involves spending hours, days, or weeks on the couch, re-watching reruns of your favorite TV shows from the 80s and 90s.
Read more about Technique #1Also known as "The Paralysis Technique," this involves spending hours agonizing over every little thing. "Should I eat the chicken or the fish? Should I take the highway or the back roads? Should I wear socks or sandals?"
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