We've finally realized that everything is, in fact, SURREAL! Our toaster has been judging us, the cat is plotting against us, and the government is definitely watching us. But you know what? We're okay with it. We're embracing the absurdity of life. We're going all-in on the surreality of it all.
We're talking existential dread, folks. The kind that makes you question every decision, every thought, every snack choice. But we're not just okay with it; we're celebrating it! We're donning our best "I'm a surrealist" t-shirts and dancing in the streets.
Join us in our SURREAL epiphany and let's face the void together. Or, you know, just pretend it's not a thing and eat your feelings with a bag of Cheetos.