Welcome to Sequin's Investment Decisions, where the art of not losing your shirt is our top priority. Or, at the very least, it's our second priority, right after not losing your house.
Sequin is here to guide you through the world of investments with a healthy dose of skepticism and a pinch of humor. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our team of expert (read: highly caffeinated) advisors will help you navigate the wild world of stocks, bonds, and other investment vehicles.
Or, you know, just wing it. We won't judge.
Or, you know, just Google it. We won't judge.
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