Today, we made a series of decisions that can only be described as "unmitigated disasters." We decided to eat an entire pizza by ourselves, and then proceeded to argue over who ate the last slice. We also spent 30 minutes deciding whether or not to watch cat videos.
Some notable quotes from the session include:
Decisions Session 3-13 was a resounding success in the sense that it was a resounding disaster. We are currently seeking therapy.