Pizza Heist Victims

The Pizza Heist Victims

A List of Those Who Fell Victim to the Great Pizza Conspiracy

1. Bob Smith, who ordered 17 pepperoni pies and still had to do his own laundry.
2. Jane Doe, who was convinced the pizza delivery guy was secretly plotting against her.
3. Mike Johnson, who ate 5 slices and then claimed he wasn't hungry.
4. Sarah Lee, who tried to order 50 pizzas and was told no.
5. The pizza delivery guy, who had to deal with all of this.