Session 3.14: The Art of Self-Importance
Manifestations of Self-Importance: A Study
Here at the prestigious Institute of Self-Importance, we've been studying the intricacies of self-obsession for years. And let me tell you, it's a real thing.
We've identified several key indicators of self-importance:
- Excessive use of the word "I"
- Unrelenting need for validation
- Unbridled ego-stroking
Case Study: The Self-Importance Scale
Meet our test subject, Bob.
Bobs's Self-Importance Levels:
- Level 1: Mild Self-Importance
- Level 2: Moderate Self-Importance
- Level 3: Severe Self-Importance
Conclusion
And that's it for today's session. Remember, self-importance is a delicate balance. Tend to it carefully, or you might find yourself lost in a sea of your own ego.