The Manifestation Manifesto 3.13
Article III, Section 13, Subsection 3:
By the power vested in us, We, the Ruling Council of Intergalactic Procrastinators, declare:
- We shall not be swayed by the whims of our overlords.
- We shall not be bound by the constraints of our own productivity.
- We shall manifest our deepest desires, no matter the cost.
- We shall not be held accountable for our actions, as we're clearly above the law.
Signed, The Ruling Council of Intergalactic Procrastinators
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