Should I Buy Organic Avocados?

Are you tired of feeling guilty about the avocados you've been buying?

Do you want to feel like a responsible citizen of the Earth, but also like a functioning member of society who can afford to buy food?

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Or maybe just buy the regular, non-organic ones. They're fine. Probably fine. Possibly fine.