Should you buy your coffee from the local roaster down the street, or risk your life for a $5 latte at the big chain store?
Local coffee: Supports the community, tastes better, and doesn't contribute to the downfall of our society... probably.
Chain store coffee: Convenient, cheap, and will inevitably be served to you in a cup made of recycled plastic.
Local Coffee Pros and ConsPros:
Supports local business, unique flavors, and doesn't contribute to the soul-sucking corporate machine
Cons:
More expensive, limited selection, and may not be as good as the stuff they serve on the plane to Seattle
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Because, let's face it, you're already addicted, you might as well get some help.
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Because, let's face it, you're already lost, you might as well get some help.