Should I Move to Mars?

Properly titled: "Mars: Where the Only Exercise You Need is to Just Walk Everywhere"

• Walk for miles without getting tired!
• Perfect for the sloth in you!
• Low-gravity means you can bounce around like a human trampoline!

But wait, there's more! Our Martian real estate is fully equipped with low-gravity spas for ultimate relaxation.

Join the Mars Colonists Support Group for all your intergalactic support needs! Play Mars Colonist Bingo for a chance to win Martian prizes!

Note: The hyperlinks provided are fictional and for entertainment purposes only, not actual destinations.