Are you kidding me with this "move to Mars" business? Do you know what it takes to survive on the Red Planet? NOTHING!
Or maybe just stay on Earth, where the only thing you need to worry about is which reality TV show to watch at 3 AM.
Or maybe just go for the "I'm a Martian" tattoo and call it a day.
Or... actually, just don't do that. That's just crazy talk.