Are you tired of Earth's bland, cookie-cutter existence? Do you want to experience the red planet's rugged, unforgiving environment? Do you have what it takes to survive in a world without a functioning government or reliable Wi-Fi?
Learn more about life as a Martian colonist and the perks of being a pioneer in the next great frontier!
Or, check out our guide to the health risks of being a Martian colonist for a more in-depth look at the potential consequences of moving to the red planet.
But wait, there's more! You could also become a Mars space tourist and experience the thrill of weightlessness without the commitment of actually moving to Mars.
Low gravity, low air pressure, low internet speeds, and low availability of decent coffee

Low oxygen levels, low food options, and low chance of survival without proper preparation
Still, if you're feeling adventurous, why not give it a try? It's not like you have a better chance of survival on Earth or anything...
Moon Colonists are a thing, apparently.
Asteroid Miners are also a thing. They're like Martian colonists, but with more rocks.