Are you tired of living in a world where your coworkers are slowly draining the life out of you? Do you find yourself wondering if the corporate ladder is just a never-ending staircase to the gallows of despair?
Calculate your Financial Ratio: (Salary x Hours Worked) / (Coffee Stains Spilled On Shirt) = Your Current Happiness Level
Example: If you earn $50,000 per year and spend 2000 hours at work, but spill 17 coffee stains on your shirt, your ratio would be: 100,000 / 17 = 5882.35 (a terrible ratio, by the way)
Your ratio is: 100,000 / 17 = 5882.35
According to our patented (not really patented) Financial Ratio Algorithm, this means you are: a slave to the man
Negotiate your salary using secret formulas, Reduce your coffee stain count with ease, and Find joy in the soul-sucking drudgery of your coworkers.