Well, you're clearly not doing it for the money.
You're probably doing it for the existential dread, crippling anxiety, and soul-sucking dread of being a cog in a machine.
Or maybe, just maybe, you're doing it for the free coffee machine.
Either way, congratulations! You're officially a contributing member of the modern workforce.
But seriously, do you have any hobbies or passions that you've been putting off for too long?
Maybe it's time to start that painting thingy.
Or, you know, just take up meditation and try not to lose your mind.
Or, you know, try to learn how to navigate the office politics without completely losing your mind.
Or, you know, just quit.
It's not that hard, really.