Oh no, you're thinking about quitting your job? Don't do it! At least, not just yet. We have tactics to help you avoid making a big decision.
Buy a Slightly Used Convertible - It's not a distraction, it's research.
Learn to Play the Guitar - You might just find that 3 hours a day is better spent strumming.
Write a Novel in One Sitting - 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 years... who's counting?
But seriously, have you tried just doing your job? It's not that hard, really.
They're experts at napping. You should listen.