Decisions of the Singularity: Techniques

Welcome to the most important decisions you'll ever make. Or won't make.

Techniques for Stirring the Singularity

• Method 1: The Frenzied Flinging of Ones - A classic technique, but not recommended.
• Method 2: The Algorithmic Awakenings - For when you want to get real results (or not).
• Method 3: The Emotional Stirring of the Masses - Because who needs logic when you can guilt-trip?
• Method 4: Harnessing the Power of Quantum Indecisional Fluctuations - Because who needs a plan when you can just wing it?

Don't say we didn't warn you.