Advanced Societal Etiquette

Chapter 1: The Art of Proactive Apologies

Subchapter 1.1: Apologizing for Your Socks

It's a little-known fact that apologizing for your socks can greatly improve your social standing. It's a bold move, we know, but trust us, it's worth it.

Chapter 2: The Science of Protracted Procrastination

Subchapter 2.1: The Art of Prolonging Procrastination

Procrastination is not just a hobby, it's a science. And we're here to guide you through the intricacies of prolonging your productivity (or lack thereof).

Chapter 3: The Etiquette of Extreme Irony

Subchapter 3.1: The Art of Self-Deprecating Humor

Because who needs self-awareness when you can self-deprecate your way to success?