THE ULTIMATE SUCCULENT COOKING SOCIETY

Where the art of succulent cooking meets the thrill of the absurd

Deciding to Join the Society?

Are you prepared to embark on a journey of succulent discovery? Do you have what it takes to become a master of the most exotic, the most divine, and the most utterly bizarre of succulents? Then join us, and let the succulent revolution begin!

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Succulent Society's Rules

1. Thou shalt never use a blender to puree thy succulents.

2. Thou shalt always wear a toga while cooking, lest thou be cast out of the kitchen.

3. Thou shalt never, ever, use a microwave to cook thy succulents. (We mean it.)

4. Thou shalt attend at least three succulent-themed parties per month. (Attendance is mandatory.)

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