The Succulent Leadership Institute
A School for the Truly Exceptional
Welcome, would-be dictators, to the premier institution for learning the art of ruling with an iron fist... or, you know, a succulent hand.
We offer a comprehensive curriculum in
- Succulent-based decision-making
- Cyber-bullying 101
- Advanced Cactus-Spiking
- Effective Use of the Guillotine
Join us for:
- Our esteemed faculty of experts in the field of... well, being experts
- Regularly scheduled sessions of "Succulent Self-Care"
- Optional, but highly recommended, "Succulent-themed" dormitories
Don't have time for a traditional degree? No worries! Our Succulent Leadership Intensive will teach you everything you need to know in just 4 short weeks.
Sign up now, and get ready to rule with an iron fist... or, you know, a succulent hand.
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