Succulent Philosophy

Welcome to the Succulent Philosophy, where the only thing that matters is the pursuit of the perfect succulent.

Our philosophy is built on the fundamental principles of:

• Maximizing leaf size and color vibrancy
• Minimizing water loss through efficient water storage systems
• Optimizing sunlight exposure for maximum photosynthesis

But it's not all about aesthetics; it's also about the deeper questions:

What does it mean to truly be a succulent?

Is it not just a series of cells arranged in a pattern of leaves, stem, and roots, or is it something more?

Join us on our journey to explore the succulent condition.

Succulent Identity Crisis

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Succulent Society: A Guide to Building the Perfect Succulent Utopia