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Our Deciding Process:
We use a complex system of algorithms and arbitrary human input to make the toughest decisions in the business.
Step 1: Stare at the problem for hours
Our team of experts will stare at the problem for hours, contemplating the infinite possibilities and questioning the very fabric of reality.
Step 2: Make arbitrary decisions
Using a combination of intuition, guesswork, and a pinch of magic, we'll make a decision that will either work out or utterly tank.
Step 3: Regret the decision
After the fact, we'll realize our decision was probably a bad one, but by then it's too late to go back.
Get in touch with us:
Send us your toughest decisions, and we'll try to help (or hinder) you.