Socks of Justification: A Guide to Rationalizing Your Sock Drawer

Are you tired of the existential dread of a mismatched sock drawer? Do you yearn for a sense of order in a world of chaos? Look no further than the Socks of Justification!

Here, we'll provide you with a series of absurdly complex systems to rationalize your sock collection. From the Fibonacci sequence of toe-to-heel alignment to the Pythagorean theorem of toe-box packing optimization, we've got you covered.