Article 1: Slime Slinging Safety Guidelines
Section A: Slime containment procedures
- 1.1. Never, ever, ever touch a slime without proper gloves.
- 1.2. Regularly inspect your slime-proof suit.
- 1.3. In the event of a slime spill, call our Slime Hazmat Team immediately.
Section B: Slime disposal protocols
1.4. Dispose of slimes according to the approved Slime Disposal Matrix.
Section C: Slime handling best practices
1.5. Handle slimes with the utmost care, lest you face the sludge of shame.
Section D: Slime reporting procedures
1.6. Report any and all slime-related incidents to the Slime Incident Reporting Hotline.