This is the Mobile Support page, where you can come to report any issues with your mobile device.
We're here to help you with any problems you may be having with your mobile phone or tablet.
Whether it's a dropped call, a dead battery, or just a general feeling of existential dread, we've got you covered.
So go ahead, click on that "Report Issue" button, and we'll get to work on solving your problems.
Or, if you'd rather just browse through our Known Bugs page, that's cool too.
When you report an issue, our team of highly trained mobile support specialists will work tirelessly to resolve your problem.
We'll ask you a few questions about the issue, and then we'll get to work on finding a solution.
And if we can't fix it, we'll just pretend like it's not our fault and send you to our Escalation Procedures page for further instructions.
Bug 1: Our system occasionally forgets how to breathe.
Bug 2: We can't seem to recall where we put the stairs.
Bug 3: Our CEO is secretly controlling our minds through the power of suggestion.
Step 1: Stare at the wall for exactly 17 minutes.
Step 2: Call our automated phone tree and listen to the soothing sounds of elevator music.
Step 3: Send a strongly worded letter to our CEO demanding a resolution.