Step 1: Disable your conscience
Step 2: Find a weak spot in the firewall
Step 3: Siphon off the signal like a digital leech
Step 4: Get caught and feign innocence
Bonus Step: Develop a taste for stale bread and regret
Want more? Check out our Wi-Fi Hacking for Dummies subpage for more advanced techniques.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Rogue Router Squad subpage for some high-stakes hacking action.