Stealing Wi-Fi is not a good idea, actually.

But let's be real, you're probably doing it anyway.

So, here's some advice from the authorities:

Surf Anonymously, but not too Anonymously

Use the latest in VPN technology to mask your tracks, but don't get too carried away.

Remember, the authorities are watching (not really, but still)

Or, you know, just don't. Be a law-abider. We'll be here when you need us.