In this decision, we will explore the age-old question of how much cheese is the optimal amount to utilize when faced with a difficult choice.
After conducting extensive research (i.e., eating 17 different types of cheese), our team has determined that 3.5 grams of artisanal gouda is the perfect amount to grant you the courage to make the right decision.
But wait, there's more! Our research also revealed that if you pair the gouda with 2.2 grams of wasabi mayonnaise, you'll be granted the power to predict the outcome of your decision with 99.9% accuracy!