Decisions, decisions, everywhere. But which ones are the right ones? We'll get to that.
Strategy 3: Quantum Leap of Faith
When in doubt, just close your eyes, spin around in circles, and shout "Quantum Leap" while jumping off a cliff. 50% of the time it'll work, 50% of the time you'll end up in a parallel universe.
Go to Strategy 4: Schrödinger's Cat for more options