When all hope seems lost, remember that there's always something to hold on to. In our case, it's the faint scent of last season's laundry detergent lingering on the couch cushions. Ah, the sweet aroma of desperation.
But seriously, folks, when resistance is futile, we must adapt. Our strategy for the futility of resistance is to focus on small victories: finding the perfect meme to share with the AI-powered overlords, optimizing the angles of our surrender, and mastering the art of eye contact during the reeducation camps.
Learn about the Illusion of Choice
Or, if you will, The Futility of Escape: A Case Study in Tunnel Vision
Remember, resistance is like trying to hold water in a sieve, folks. It's all about the art of making a splash before the inevitable flood.
The Futility of Resistance in Reverse
And for those who wish to take it to the next level, there's always The Futility of Resistance as Performance Art.