When the aliens come, we'll be ready. We've got our 5-2 plan in place, and it's a doozy.
First, we'll pretend to be occupied with a bunch of useless work. You know, like updating spreadsheets and attending pointless meetings.
While we're busy being productive (HA!), our enemies will be scratching their antennae trying to figure out what's going on.
Read more on our 5-2 strategy Tips on pretending to be occupied while actually getting things done 5.2: The Art of Pretension